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The Robotic Convenience Store

The Ultimate Apartment Property Amenity By Michael Cunningham It’s a dark and stormy night. It’s late. You’re packing for that big road trip with your buddies. All that remains is packing a few toiletries and washing a few shirts. Suddenly you realize that forgot to go to the store on your way home from work […]

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Move in Secrets

Hello everyone! It’s another MyNewPlace Friday–where we tell you about our real-life apartment challenges. My name is Ruskin, and I just started as a member of the Marketing Department at MyNewPlace; I moved to San Francisco and into a new apartment just four days before that!  My boss thought it would be perfect for me […]

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How to Get a Bird out of Your Apartment

It’s okay to be afraid of birds because they evolved from dinosaurs. So there is really no need to feel silly while screaming like a schoolgirl when you encounter a winged beast en route to the shower; evolutionarily, your reaction is vaguely in line with how the big species battle played out. Of course, cavemen […]

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Scam Artist Arrested in San Francisco

Local alleged lump of human garbage Rachael Marie Smith has been arrested for using Craigslist to scam potential renters out of their deposits. Ms. Smith advertised her apartment on Craigslist, accepted deposits from several renters and then postponed their move in date, claiming that her mother was sick with cancer. The scam was uncovered when […]

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Stories from Apartment Land

To find ideas for the blog, sometimes we browse through the Google alerts that we have set up around such terms as apartment living, LEED apartment buildings, off campus apartments, etc. Police Find Coyote Caged in Cape Cod Apartment – To be honest we don’t know why these people weren’t awarded an honorary police badge. […]

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