Want to know how crazy Martha Stewart is? And by “crazy,” we mean, “crazy organized.” (It makes one wonder how many ways you can tidy a luxury prison cell.) You can find out in an article titled “Martha’s Homes: Her Organizing Solutions” on the Martha Stewart website. And no, we didn’t mistype and add a plural there. Here are the highlights:
She provides the slippers
At her Maine home (not her main home, though, we presume), hiking boots are a threat to indoor cleanliness. Solution: take them off, and wear these fluffy slippers!
She doubles the islands
Perhaps the most normal of Martha’s organizing solutions is the kitchen island, which provides both storage and convenient seating. Except she has two of them.
She makes your bed
Actually, this is a little hard to believe. But we do believe that she chose all those sumptuous fabrics.
Her guest rooms are more fully stocked than a hotel’s
They come with alarm clocks, stationary, and a “schedule of weekend activities…to keep guests informed about hikes, tennis schedules, and the time of breakfast each morning.” Did we mention that the bathrooms also include every toiletry you ever forgot at home?
She has the most organized craft room ever
A third of the photos in the slideshow are dedicated to organizing crafts—boxing, sorting, and dividing materials is apparently the way to go. Also, she has a room entirely dedicated to crafts. Why isn’t that part of YOUR apartment organizing solutions?
Tell us how you stack up against Martha here or on Facebook!